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I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.
Abraham Lincoln

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.
Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
Martin Luther

Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods.
Bruce Carlton

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger, or a beer.
Confucius

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
David Daye

He was a wise man who invented beer.
Plato

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!
Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm

Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.
Whitstran Brewery sign

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
Frank Sinatra

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry

[I recommend]...bread, meat, vegetables and beer.
Sophocles' philosophy of a moderate diet

Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.
Homer Simpson

Oh, lager beer! It makes good cheer, And proves the poor man's worth; It cools the body through and through, and regulates the health.
Anonymous

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Jack Handy

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Shakespeare, Henry V

I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer
Jim Morrison, the Doors